Teacher 2 student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..??
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Student:" sir, light nai thi..
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Sir:" to saale mombati jala leta..
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Student:" sir, machis nai utha sakta tha..
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Sir:" kyu.. ??
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Student:" sir, puja ghar me rakhi thi..
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Sir:" to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
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Student:" nahaya nai tha sir..
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Sir:" saale nahaya kyu nai tha.. ??
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Student:" paani nahi tha sir..
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Sir:" paani kyu nahi tha.. ??
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Student:" sir motor nahi chal raha tha..
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Sir:" ullu k pathhe ab motor kokya hua.. ??
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Student:" sir aap kitne bade ch***ye ho, abe saale kitni baar bolu light nahi thi..??? :P :O :D
