KBC Ka Sawal

Pappu:" Maa main KBC se bol raha hu mere Pitaji ka kya naam hai..???
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Maa:" sawal kitne ka hai.. ??
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Pappu:" 1000 Rs ka..
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Maa:" Quit kar de, 1000 Rs k liye ghar me BAWAL ho jayega...