Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha:
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"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
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2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
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"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi hai.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
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6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
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"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
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Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
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"Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai
