God:" What do you want ??
Boy:" A very beautiful girl..
God:" If you are muslim, I'll give you "Katrina".
If you are hindu, I'll give you "Kareena"
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If you are sikh, I'll give you "Anushka" and
if you are christian, I'll give you "Genelia"
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What's your name ??
Boy:" Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes..
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God to his angel: "Mayawati" de saale ko, jyada smart ban raha hai..
