An American Family-
Youngest Son: Dad, whats d diff btwn 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Tom cruis for 1 million?
Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: Would u sleep with Tom cruis for 1 Million?
Daughter: Yes He s my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, Tom cruis for 1 million?
Elder Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we r sittin wid 3 millionaires,
but in 'Reality' we r living wid 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard