Read Carefully
1. Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka
milega.
Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh
aur kela de de.
2. Baniya on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche
gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue
dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
4. Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de
ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar
di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat
padi,
Baniya ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale
laddu gift kiye,
Baniya : (Gusse se): Mercedes
kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare
andar bhi Baniyaka khoon daud
raha hai:)
5. Baniya called a newspaper
office and asked: Mera Chacha
mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya : Oh bahut zyaada hain,
Achha likho"Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be
minimum 6 words!
Baniya : Oh ho! Zara sochne do.....
Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for
Sale ..
6. Baniya asks a Taxi Driver: CP
wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Baniya ne jeb se lunchbox nikala
or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete
aana.
7. Baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke
paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..!
Warna main to bhookha hi mar
jaoonga
8. Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi
Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai BMaine Return
Ticket Nahin Khareeda.
