ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..;) :p

Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do!!!

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do!

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do!

Manmohan: ...

Sonia: desh k liye mujhe vote do. :p

Arnold Schwarzenegger:­ Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do!

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

Rajnikanth: oye admin ! mere karname duniya k samne lana chodhh do

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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..;) :p