Pappu vs Teacher
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of "coincidence".
Pappu: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time
Pappu vs Teacher
Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Pappu: I is...
Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, "I am."
Pappu: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Pappu vs Teacher
Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Pappu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Pappu: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how "I" spell it!
Pappu vs Teacher
Teacher: Pappu, go to the map and find North America.
Pappu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Pappu!
Pappu vs Teacher
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Pappu: "HIJKLMNO! "!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Pappu: Yesterday you said its H to O!
