Tej Dimag ki Dava

1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha..
Santa ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ?

Aadmi - dimagh tez hotahai.
Santa : kaise?

Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain ?
Santa : pata naheen...

Aadmi ne usko aek akhrot khilaya..
aur bola: Batao 1darzan me kitne kele hote hai ?

Santa : 12
Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tez hua na ....
Santa : 1 kilo de do...